The Beauty Products Team Irish Tatler Would Bring With Us To A Desert Island: Quarantine Edition

Sure, the thought of being stranded in a desert is a little frightening - but the thought of being stranded without our beauty kit? That's the stuff of nightmares.

If you ever find yourself in a room full of editors, ask them each which beauty product they'd take on a desert island, and then sit back and watch the panic ensue.

Once upon a time, my beauty regime consisted of two steps: wash and moisturise. When I started this, at the age of 13, I felt very adult. 

Now, a decade later, my beauty regime can now be broken into two separate categories: makeup and skincare - which together consist of 20 steps. Excessive, I know but I just can't help it. 

However, the latest beauty trend everyone seems to be talking about is 'skipcare'; the idea of breaking up with your beauty routine and going back to the skincare routine you used as a young teen. 

Between beauty trends that convince me to wear cream blusher on my temples to new brands launching in Ireland to my beloved makeup bag staples - I am a beauty hoarder meaning the thought of skipping out on any of my precious beauty products is just not an option. 

But what if I had no choice, what if I could only choose one beauty product to use for the rest of my life? 

That's why I asked the Irish Tatler team what one beauty item they would fly in, via emergency helicopter, if they were stranded on a desert island. It did not need to be survival-related, SPF was taken as a given, but I wanted to be clear that I was not asking for their favourite product. I was asking what they'd use if they were forced to simplify their regime down to one step. 

What's the one thing they couldn't bear to part with? That they'd use if they couldn't use anything else, ever? 

Keep scrolling to see what - after much panic - they said (plus what I picked) and then tell us yours!

AMY HEFFERNAN, EDITOR OF IRISHTATLER.COM

Is bringing bronzer to a desert island the same as bringing sand to the beach?

Well, superfluous or not, I love a warm, sun-kissed glow á la Tom Hanks in Castaway most days and for that reason, I'm sticking to my Soleil Tan De Chanel.

I apply it to the top of my forehead, my cheekbones and down the bridge of my nose (the highpoints of my face, where the sun hits first). It's also great to blend with fingers, as it’s so creamy and malleable... it'll come in handy for drawing on Wilson's face too, when times get really tough!  

Soleil Tan De Chanel, €41, CHANEL - SHOP

SARAH MACKEN, EDITOR OF IRISH TATLER MAGAZINE

SPF50 is unmissable for me being the palest person alive. (Legit, milk bottle here.)

However, to avoid being a total bore I would choose Elf Beauty Shield SPF50 as it's tinted and has an unreal natural glow. 

Beauty Shield Skin Shielding Moisturiser, €16.95, e.l.f. - SHOP 

BRENDA MCCORMICK, MANAGING EDITOR

Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream; a classic all-rounder, I'd have this with me on a desert island and anywhere else too!

It works as a lip balm, cuticle cream, burn soother, hair tamer, and when my skin is a wreck, I use it as a night mask too. 

Eight Hour Cream, €34, Elizabeth Arden - SHOP

EMMA BLANCHFIELD, CONTENT CREATOR

Being someone who wears a full face all day every day, this is the most difficult question I've ever had to answer - and I sat higher level Irish in the leaving cert. What's foundation without concealer? What's contour without highlight? What's eyeshadow without eyebrows? What's lipstick without gloss? What am I without winged eyeliner? Dramatic, but true.

At a push, my desert island beauty product would have to be the Tattoo Liner by Kat Von D.  A cult favourite beauty product for a reason. Sure I'll be starved and burnt to a crisp, but at least my wings will be on point. 

Tattoo Liner in Trooper, €21, Kat Von D - SHOP 

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