Gentleman, start your engines.
According to the website Beautiful People – a controversial online dating site which only allows people deemed 'beautiful enough' to join – Irish men are the worst looking people in the world.
Traditionally, the peach-skinned men of an Irish persuasion have made up for what they lack in beguiling natures and gift of the gab – meaning that child population, impressively, has never decreased.
However, the tides are turning for our male counterparts – as Irish male youths are now taking over the international modelling scene with perfect pouts and structures jawlines.
Want to follow their every move? All it takes is one click.
Ronan Murphy (@ronanemm)
With cheekbones for days, Murphy – an IMG worldwide member, no less – is all light and shade, boasting reams of personal art on his feed while also flying the flag for queer culture one abdominal at a time.
Chun Soot (@chun_soot)
For those brave enough to grace Soot's profile, be prepared to be wildly jealous of his perfect bone structure. The 25-year-old – who is currently based in Barcelona – is all leather jackets and shiny mopeds, with no intention of slowing down.
Oisín Murphy (oisinmurphy_)
From sojourns up North with Adwoa Aboah to flossing in ASOS advertorials – Birr-native Murphy's (brother of Ronan – genes, eh?) feed shows big city dreams from humble beginnings. And a cracking haircut, or two.
Aubrey O'Mahony (@aubreyomahony)
The Kildare-native gives an insight into the world of high fashion, while also maintaining the homegrown cheekiness for which he is famous.